College is HARD would like to apologize for the previous blog post.  It was insensitive to those afraid of snakes (the number one phobia in the world and of the order squamata) as well as those unaccustomed to poor font choices and those who don’t know who kelly is, such as everyone who is not Anthony or another of Anthony’s imaginary friends.  If you feel left out because you enjoyed the post and weren’t royally ticked (as the kids say in Britain) and really want something to get in a huff about, please enjoy this clown (the number three phobia and not to be confused with Clowne, a village and civil parish in the Bolsover district of Derbyshire, England).

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This is a clown that reminds me of celebrity chef Mario Batali (the number two phobia and not to be confused with Italian mathematician Luigi Bianchi who studied under differential geometer Enrico Betti, which must have been uncomfortable).
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The College is HARD team would like to apologize for the disjointed, overly Wikipedia-informed, and possibly disturbing nature of this post.  We will be more careful in future posts to disturb all viewers equally without regard to superficialities such as whether or not a person is imaginary, a fine trait if not a terrible one.  Some of my best friends are imaginary; it’s nothing to be ashamed of and I think they should be let in the Army because they’re difficult to find.